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04 Glad To Be A Man - Rukas - Prod Hitz - (Mastered)

from THE SCRIBE ENLIGHTENED - (2014) by Rukas

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Heh heh, this was supposed to be part of my 1st album (never released, as the producer in question got married and I never heard from him again)
Anyway, I thought fuck it, it's my song, may as well dump it on an album. So this is 5 years old. I have got 9 others produced by him and written by me in the same year. You'll hear them eventually.

This is my "SID THE SEXIST" persona...so ladies try to bare in mind I'm just 'aving a bubble....or AM I?

lyrics

Glad To Be A Man!

VERSE 1

You gotta get ya money right?
I got a woman eyes bright like a sunny sky
A right comfy ride, the humpy type, a grumpy wife
“Get off I got my monthly right”
Fuck that! I gotta get my honey pie!
I treat the birds like Stifler does, the chick I love
My bit of fluff, I’m sick enough, to pick her up
In a fit of lust, lick her muff Give the clit a suck
Yeah I did it bruv; I don’t give a fuck
She’s bleeding a river but what’s a bit of blood?
I had a nosebleed last night and still fucked ya
Plus I’m a real lover, with a real rubber
Anyway don’t having a period mean that I don’t
Need to spend money on lubrication, honey I’m losing patience
Sexual frustration having funny hallucinations
Heh! My ever-loving babes
Not bad looking only one blemish between her ears “what?” her fucking face!
My babes disgusting right
Well you can’t trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die
“C’mon, 5 days and doesn’t die?

Bass Hook
Layer 1 of a 3 part chorus

Glad to be a man
Glad to be a man
Glad to be a man
Glad to be a man
Top man!
Man I’d hate to be a woman
Goddamn!

VERSE 2

Oh how I’m sensitive
“Does my bum look big in this?” Hmm well now ya mention it
Look how big your fucking butt is, your fucking butters
It’s even bigger than your fucking mothers
You’ll never get in those dresses, chuck’em back in the fucking cupboards!
She walked past the telly and coz of this
Another episode of Lost I missed fingers like sausages
Fucked her last night I had to roll over twice just to get off the bitch!
What the fuck you eat slut?
So damn fat you could jump in the air and get stuck!
I was fixing a flan a flan
Turned my back you ate the whole fucking fridge and ya ran
From my kitchen your banned fucking Michelin man
Only fat bitch in the band can’t tour coz your arse never fits in the van
Saggier tits than your Nan!
You fell over at drama I loved it when
You rocked yourself to sleep just tryna get up again!
Hahaha so fat when she’s lying on the beach
Green peace try to push her arse back in the sea
“Uhhh get back in the sea!”

Bass Hook
Layer 1 of a 3 part chorus

Glad to be a man
Glad to be a man
Glad to be a man
Glad to be a man
Top man!
Man I’d hate to be a woman
Goddamn!


VERSE 3

Yo momma is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she
Had on flip-flops explain that!
Oh no something’s gone wrong don’t look
Bitch got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
So fat she got hit by a parked car!
Ha ha ha ahh nah! Lard arse!
You got a heavy mum with a hefty bum
At the cinema she sits next to everyone
She’s on a seafood diet aint no secret
Don’t let the bitch see food she’ll eat it!
Fatso she’s that slow
Weatherman says its chilly outside the bitch runs and grabs a bowl!
So dumb she waited all day at a stop sign
I tried to walk around the bitch and I got lost trying!
Told me how much she weighed I thought it was her phone number!
And no wonder the bitch makes her own thunder
When she crosses the house
And she’s so fucking dumb she sits on the telly and watches the couch!
Done hit a woman with glasses
Nah hit her with a bat and knock the bitch out!

credits

from THE SCRIBE ENLIGHTENED - (2014), released September 16, 2014
Prod Hitz
www.hitmanproduction.co.uk/Home.html

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Rukas Greater London, UK

"the offering of a rose basket I bear the widows cried

The coffin was a closed casket affair the lid closed tight

In every starving land there's a fat King

And every laughing man shares a sad grin"
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