YOU’RE GUIDE

When you get a problem and you don’t know right from wrong
When you meet temptation and the urge is very strong
Take the straight and narrow path and if you start to slide
And always let your conscience be your guide

I deal with temptation by yielding to it
Temptation hath a music for all ears something appealing to it
I can resist everything except temptation yes
If I flee it? I leave a forwarding address
The best way to overcome desire is to satisfy it
Drugs are a bet with the mind so I had to try it
I don't need drugs to make my life tragic
Yeah I’m out of my mind but I’ll be back in five minutes havoc
A weak man who yields to the temptation of just
Denying himself a pleasure, say no to drugs
That will drive the prices down ah hope it does
Reality’s a crutch for those who can't cope with drugs
They appear older here over here weird bloke beard grower
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Beer - the reason I wake up every afternoon
Take drugs in the bathroom, laughing goon!

A day for firm decisions! Or is it? Mass debater
I’m twisted, I’ll procrastinate later
Bad loser? Cheat? Me? Nah I’m loyal bruv
Oh, and my gun beats ya motherfucking royal flush!
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Your just jealous coz the voices won’t talk to you
Anyways they don’t talk, they shout
My multi personality disorders gone we’re okay now
Knight in shining armor nah
Loser in aluminium foil yeah, and ahh
I'm not paranoid, they really are after me.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no, I’d agree
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it
Friendship? I spoil it Mouth is a fucking toilet
We live in a society where pizza
Gets to your house before the police bruv

Drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them quiet damn
Words are the most potent drug known to man
Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.
Female police officer last night was great as hell
“Anything you say, can and will be held against you”
I said ‘TITS’ filthy fella offends you
A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint
Makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't
Steal my wife? My revenge is let you keep her
Accused me of being self-important. I nearly fell off my throne and beat her
I can have any woman I please but, So far
I haven't pleased any of them nah don’t laugh
A dyslexic man walks into a bra and says this…
“Who thought of putting the ‘S’ in lisp?”
One Scotch, two Scotch, three Scotch, FLOOR… pissed!
How small can I compress a joke? Dwarf shortage!