ANIMATED - THE MASTER EDITOR

I’m animated, [“But how’d you do the things you do?”]
I’m not telling, [“you make us smile when things are blue”]
‘AN-I-MA-TED!’
Walk around town twiddling your thumbs and whistling
Walk down the street and stare at nuns while you’re pissing
Have a conversation with someone and when you are talking
Stare at the sky and say “the time has come!” and start walking
Up to a random person stare at them intensely
Then pretend to die dramatically, then see
How long you can stare at someone without them knowing
Point and stare at people who pass you, go in
A lift and the next person who enters stare at them
And breathe heavily, like a fucking menace stare again
At them for 10 seconds and then shout EWWWWW!!!!
If they ask why keep say’n EWW! EWW!
Point up and say “LOOK!” when someone does?
Stare at them and say “what the fuck ya looking at ya mug!”
Ask someone to give you the time when they do?
Shout, “I KNOW…BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE YOU?!”

Stare at a random person for a very long time and
After a while, scream! “I am a fucking Viking!”
Stare at someone for 10 minutes and say
In a deep, scary voice “you are the chosen one today"
…In an elevator laugh hysterically
For 5 minutes then stare at thee
Other passengers shout “you lot are sick you need fucking therapy!”
Cover ya hands in pig blood and say “officer, I may need someone to take care of me”
Cover your whole body in more of that blood and go
Outside in your underwear and follow someone you don’t fucking know
Ask a veggie if she paid for her curry
When she says “Excuse me?” look at ya watch and say “okay… but hurry”
Follow an old lady till she asks you why
Then just stare at her till she get freaked out and starts to cry
Go back in that lift stare at someone’s ear, and scream!
Close ya eyes then say aloud “its okay John… it’s just a dream”

Ring a random doorbell and… when they answer?
Just stare at them, and then begin to prance
Around their porch like a pony…STOP!
Say… “You did this to me… Oh God!”
Stare at the next person you see & slowly back away
While staring/pointing bug eyed Saturday at latter-day
In church let that trickle// become a crowd
Then point at the priest and shout “he touched me when I was little!” then run out
Walk up to a faraway random someone
And look them in the eyes and stare at them when they speak, run!
Stare at something behind someone and scream in terror run!
Stare at the sky while spinning around really fast jump
On someone simultaneously hum hand slapping ya bum
Other one making the hand signs of a gun
Stare at someone till they say "what’s your problem? You dumb?"
Then gasp… and yep... Run... its such fun!