I’M JUST HAVING FUN

Sid the sexist me? I don’t bust a shell
Drugs to sell but don’t trust myself
Do your own product? Damn that’s a hustler’s hell
I was on the wagon man guess I must’ve fell
Now there aint nothing down that road just a cell
Judge named Michelle the disgust I felt
Feminists got revenge no justice “Help!”
I think the concept of a female judge is well
Pretty fucking dumb hope you turn to dust Michelle
I really really hope, that sluts expelled
Don’t…fuck… with Rukas girl
Now please lemme out this cage uhm just a spell?
My birds fit lads all she does is yell
Kick me in the bollacks said “What’s this smell?
Now I’m sitting there kid aint got much to tell
Shit! And I’m just waiting for my nuts to swell

Said it all before - Harmless rap in one
Ya know! Ya know! Ya know! Ya know!
(On the same level as above – hit the spot man give is what ya got man)
Said it all before - I’m just having fun
Having fun!


Unravel ya dream as ya Travel to Venus, Radical extremist
Battle the meanest problems? I tackle Cristina’s!
Mathematical genius
Woman plus me take away her man equals “slut suck magical penis
Rukas the magician, Slut just listen
Shove this dick in ya mouth scrub this kitchen
Ya mothers kissing me saying love is missing
A Tender touch is distant give it such a blistering
Kids in the cupboards whispering Uh was Whistling
Rukas isn’t a cheat…HE… is above suspicion
Accuse me? Love just listen
Excuse me? What the fuck is this thing
A photograph? Looks rubbish dicks in the position
Rubbers missing stuck my fist in her butt it fits in
Fuck her tits swing in my face can’t publish this uhm
I’m outraged that you would accuse me, err…my blood has risen!

Rap superman, rap superman
that’s just who I am, damn! Who I am
That’s ya superman
“What ya doing man the hooks already done”
Rap superman, look it’s a heavy one
Smash thru ya plan crookedness deadly tongue
And I’m taking a sip of this Rum with the tip of this tongue and then ah would’a been the greatest
But I’m sick of this son fuck, ahh what I mean to say is
I’m the only mirror writer to be born on the planet Earth
Lonely spirit rider the deformed I’m a man that’s cursed
I seen it thru my goggles, the scenic route to brothels
We sniff glue from bottles, Eat and spew McDonalds
Like bulimic supermodels, and tell my bitch to clean it with
Hygienist Hoover nozzles while I’m reading thru my novels
Showing a damn preacher man what it is that he can do with morals
Now pass the peace pipe or you get beaten blue with laurels

They say Rukas got Bitches on the brain
Nah mate I got bitches on the game
They say “Sid the sexist why’d you disrespect chicks?”
I say Bitch! Kitchen! Fix my breakfast!
I never feed myself… as I said before
I never repeat myself err is that a metaphor?
They say that I'm a nobody, well if nobody is perfect
And I’m a nobody hmm don’t that mean I’m perfect?
Handsome bloke where there's a will, I want to be in it, too sick
Here, take my advice bitch, I don’t use it
Ya father must adore you
I sent ya finger and a ransom note, ya father wanted more proof
Laugh at me I diss’em, complete idiot how?
Parts of me are missing she’s quick with the mouth
Fuck bruv she’s such a talker
She said booze don’t solve problems I said “shut the fuck up neither does water!”