Sex and Drugs and Alcohol

Hot out of luck not in my pocket a nugget Borrow a buck
Follow a slut to that popular club
Give ya tits a fucking Wobble ya butt
Gotta get dug nah slut I’ve not got a glove
But I’m star struck and only got a Dollar to fuck
Arse fucked hooker aint you a Model or such
Damn is every hooker in this Brothel corrupt?
And cum cum I aint being horrible love
But you gobble it up and ya swallow it up
Like it’s a bottle of Bud eyes goggle above
Show that boy Rukas how much cock ya will suck
Pussy… squeaking… like Donald the Duck
I lay ya arse out today then tomorrow the pub
Ya friends look at you like you got with a stud
Friends look at me like “god you’re a mug”
I need Sex and Drugs and Alcohol!

Give it to me, won’t you give it to me, won’t you give it to me
Wont you give it I need Sex and Drugs and Alcohol
(Back the “give it to me” bits singing)

Skeletons packed it’s never been shattered
Evidence scattered all over my Medicine cabinet
Packets, little pieces of Heaven in sachets
But crack is the Devil boy there’s a grim Habit
Mexicans snatch it up off the desert and bag it
Mexicans, desert? Fuck it questioning addict
Like “How much speed is in this fucking Dexedrine Tablet?
I mean what kind of Synthetics in that shit?”
Methamphetamines savage Heroin’s magic
Ketamine snatches ya brain till everything’s static
I mean for fucksake horses and elephants have it
For those of you that don’t know Mescaline’s Acid
And ever since the Blue pill sex? I can have it!
Nah scratch that, what I mean is sex has been magic!
Mirror writer but drugs? A professor in that shit!
I need Sex and Drugs and Alcohol!

Sunday I took an Acid trip
Monday I took a Massive shit some say as a kid
They gave Heroin to John
Yeah I was experimented on so my development went wrong
Took the best you gave me damn every one of you
Test tube baby standing in front of you
In a squat party like where’s the Bob Marley?
Stuck up chicks looking at me like “What? Hardly!”
Smack a bitch in the face “my god Harvey
Did you see?” What Prick?!” do not start me!
I got Charlie, what a big ting yep!
But it aint kicked in yet ‘Chi-Chicken head’
Bollocks you’se are sluts come follow this and do some drugs Hon
Swallow six and you’se have such fun
Son I gotta get these College bitches loosened up some
I need Sex and Drugs and Alcohol!