SHE’S GOTTA GO

She’s a dead weight, round my head mate
In the morning I’m like oh she’s gotta go
Got a headache, get out my bed babe
In the morning I’m like oh she’s gotta go

This relationship is like the flat just look it’s a mess
She can’t cook its depressing burns the dinner and butchers the rest
Now could I suggest don’t wear that dress you look as butch as a lez
She shook of her vest I swear down now she got the crookedness breasts
And ‘oof’ what a breath one of her legs is made of wood it’s the left
And her bush is a mess pussy smelling just like foot it’s depressing
She took of her left, wooden leg once and Blow! Jook to the chest
And as good as the sex is I don’t need these mental bullets of stress
I got an injunction guess that bitch must’ a mistook what is says
Her foot steps behind me stalking me I should’ve pushed for arrest!
What a fucking bitch and she can, ‘woof’ ‘woof’ with the best
And I should’ve just left one question is this as good as it gets?
And her mind constantly changes then it gone like ‘Poof’ it’s a yes
And then no Yesterday Christian now today a Buddhist what’s next?
She don’t get me only one that really understood was my ex
My book of success where is it, where’d I leave that hookers address?
Whoops I just left!

Some of these chicks I know are lazy as hell
From the ones I know? I’d be hard pressed to pick the craziest girl
And who’s shady as well listen when I was young and honest I
Loved a girl with a lazy eye but she saw someone on the side ha ha
Said that she was leaving me because I always just exaggerate I was so shocked
I almost tripped over my cock, what?
I know this 400 pound woman I used to go with
was sexually assaulted yesterday Police they cant find a motive
…I dated a photographer her name was Kaz and that
Slag used to beat me with her camera I still have the flashbacks
My Ex had her tongue cut out during the war
But never used to talk about it no trust so I don’t see her no more
Women are like dog shit in that the older they are
The easier they are to pick up ha ha hah! Ah
Spend my money on whisky and women the rest I just wasted
Shit it’s hard to pick the right chick…nowadays face it!

How do you FIX a woman's watch? You don't there’s is a clock on the oven hob
Go home and wash the pots it’s ya job and they’ll be no ducking off
What should you give a woman that has everything?
How bout a man to show her how to work it (slap) Ahh! Petty things
That mouth of hers always spits out like thousands of words
After counselling Thursday I left three notes round the house for my bird
And they read "Will", "You" and "Me" that will keep her busy
While I pee and watch the football on TV, she’s leaving me
“You never motivate you just sneer at my overweight”
But honey, what about our kid “what kid?” Hold up wait Shit!
So, you’re not really pregnant?! Nah
I believed it for a second but of course you are, they’ll do ya head in if ya let’em
My fifty third wife tried commit me to her
And I pity the bird that walks round say’n “I'm just too pretty to work!”
But quickly I heard of a food and it reduces ya sex drive
By like 95% it's called a Wedding Cake ask my Ex-wife!